I think Jesus was born in spring because the sheperds were in the fileds and they would come out at spring time

One day in Antiqueberg Theater a magician was doing a magic show. He was using a hundred year old piano. There were only two made. He had to be careful or the owner would kill him.
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In the show a guy put dynamite under the piano. He lit it. It exploded! The magician said sorry to the audience and called the assistant and a volunteer to help him.
The volunteer had a tiny green croc who knew magic. They tried a bunch of spells to fix the piano and finally after hours of trying, they fixed it. They were happy. The show went on.